Misunderstanding
Posted on: January 3, 2011
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–Conversation on a call–
-Do you speak English?
-Yes.
-Name?
-Adolf Bumin.
-Sex?
-3 to 5 times a week.
-No. No. I mean, male/female?
-Yes. Male, female, and even sometimes camels.
-Holy cow!
-Yes. Cows, sheep, animals in general.
-Oh, dear!
-No, deer runs too fast.
LOL
Ugly Face
Posted on: December 30, 2010
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Teacher: Billy, stop making ugly faces at other students!
Billy: Why?
Teacher: Well, when I was your age, I was told if I kept making ugly faces, my face would stay that way.
Billy: Well, I can see you didn’t listen.
You Know You Are A Normal Teen
Posted on: December 30, 2010
IF :
1. You have a Facebook.
2. You own a cellphone.
4. You are wasting your time reading this.
5. You didn’t realize that there’s no #3.
7. You checked to see if there wasn’t #3.
8. Oh where is #6?
9. You are smilling now.
LOL
Merry Christmas!
Posted on: December 23, 2010
Sweet Flirt
Posted on: December 22, 2010
Boy: Why don’t you had a boyfriend yet?
Girl: I’m not allowed. And you, why don’t you had a girlfriend yet?
Boy: Well …. Cuz you are not allowed to had a boyfriend yet!
***Blushes***
REPOST FROM “ALL I THINK ABOUT IS YOU”
She: Hey wat r ya doin atm?
(Hey apa yg sedang kau lakukan sekarang?)
He: am speakin wif a girl dat i love.
(Saya sedang berbicara dengan wanita yg saya cintai.)
She: (dissapointed) oh okay.
(kecewa) ( Oh Oke.)
He: she doesnt know dat i love her sooo muucch!
(Dia tidak tahu bahwa saya sanggggaatt mencintainya!)
She: why don’t u tell her?
(Mengapa tidak kau katakan kepadanya?)
He: should i? oh ok.
(Haruskah? Oh oke.)
She: ok
(Ya)
He: hey i got 2 tell u sumthin.
(hey aku harus memberitahumu sesuatu)
She: tell me.
(Katakan.)
He: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
(AKU SANGAT MENCINTAIMU)
We can’t guess what’s on his/her mind. So stop guessing.
Christmas Snacks
Posted on: December 18, 2010
Brian Olsen-Art in Action
Posted on: December 18, 2010
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A very cool video of Brian Olsen (artist). You MUST see it! 😀
Spread The Love
Posted on: December 18, 2010
Yesterday I sent a poem which is written by me to 1millionlovemessages.com. And today, I just realized that they have already posted it. I wanna share the post with you so if you want to see it, visit this. Help me spreading the words by sharing it on social networks. And if you want to send your message, klik this button: 
Just follow the instruction and your messages will be posted on 24 hours.
jovitaproost 
