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–Conversation on a call–

-Do you speak English?

-Yes.

-Name?

-Adolf Bumin.

-Sex?

-3 to 5 times a week.

-No. No. I mean, male/female?

-Yes. Male, female, and even sometimes camels.

-Holy cow!

-Yes. Cows, sheep, animals in general.

-Oh, dear!

-No, deer runs too fast.

LOL

Teacher: Billy, stop making ugly faces at other students!

Billy: Why?

Teacher: Well, when I was your age, I was told if I kept making ugly faces, my face would stay that way.

Billy: Well, I can see you didn’t listen.